Things I Find More Interesting than an Eagles/Patriots Super Bowl:

• Toenail fungus
• Hard water stains
• Bread mold
• Maurice Chevalier
• “Professionally” made cakes that say “Super Bowel”
• Forgetting a zucchini in my gig bag until it rots and leaves a stain that I can’t get out no matter how much Oxi-Clean I use
• Computer screen wipes
• Houseplant fertilizer
• Coupons for Chinese restaurants I never eat at
• Free calendars from environmental charities I may or may not have donated to in the past
• The sentence “Every serious ukulele player must own a kazoo.”
• The question “Should I buy a balalaika or go to the dentist?”
• Broken lobster claw clasps on cheap shell jewelry from Cozumel
• Crypto currencies I will never invest in
• The word “synergy”
• Equal temperament tuning
• Ice on the sidewalk
• Dirty gutters
• Out of date globes
• Church bulletins from five years ago

In conclusion, to quote Grumpy Cat, “I hope both teams lose!”

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