Drunk City Falling

Fourth in a series.

Here is an actual police report found by Toque McToque. I don’t know what this 25-year-old Minneapolis was doing on the ground, but it sounds more like he fell and then was embarrassed about it than that he had actually been hit by someone else, perhaps a 28-year-old Toledo. It’s so hard to say with these young cities.

Incident Type	Person Down
Incident Date	06/10/2012 - 12:11 AM
Address	400 block Easy St.
Victim	Male, age 25, Minneapolis, MN
Details	A concerned citizen approached a MPD sergeant, who was working a Downtown Safety Initiative Saturday night, and told her a man had just been battered on Lake St. The sergeant, and two other officers working the DSI grant, responded and found a 25-year old Minneapolis on the ground in a pool of vomit. He had a facial contusion. Witnesses, who had come to his aid, said he told them he had fallen. However, he later told officers he had been struck by someone. He could not give a description, and was taken to a hospital for observation. The sergeant indicated he appeared more drunk than injured.

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