Thanks, Dude

An open letter to the guy (and yes, I am fairly sure this individual must have a Y chromosome) who named his ePlush creature after female genitalia with an extraneous H thrown in to avoid the filters:

Thanks a bunch, dude.  You would have to ruin it for the rest of us.  I realize we had some edgy and possibly not kid-friendly names for our animals, but come on.  Did you REALLY think you could get away with it?  Now they will not list anyone's names on the scoreboards, so how can a person tell how she did on a game?  I liked seeing Hyperbad win, and Tetracide, and yes even hUBIE Sukxs, and of course Thanatos 2U, but how many people on ePlush know the Greek word for death?  However, I am sure we are all familiar with the V-word.  Dude!!  If you really had to name your animal after that, at least have the decency to NOT WIN THE TOURNAMENT!!  I doubt that it was a coincidence that your creature's name was plastered all over the board one day, and the next day nobody's name would show up.  Now I will never get to laugh because someone came up with a name as clever as Sunday Dinner the Chicken, all because you thought you were being clever.  Clever is not the same thing as vulgar.

Famous Hat