Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Treetop Pundits

Maybe it is the beautiful weather, but as Toque McToque and I pondered business opportunities yesterday, she suggested a business located in a tree fort, and that struck me as a really good idea. We were going to have a bumper sticker factory in our tree fort, so that we could make bumper stickers of all our witty sayings, such as the following:

The economy is so bad, even the pot farmers have taken a hit.

Even a ten-watt bulb gives off some light.

Kids these days. Don’t know how to turn on a typewriter, but can program the space shuttle.

Hindsight about X tells us Y, so foresight about X prime should tell us Y prime.

But then Toque had a better idea: since we are always thinking of studies to do, we should have a tree fort think tank. I said that was genius – we could be treetop pundits! So now we just have to locate a suitable tree for our think tank.

Famous Hat

2 comments:

Hardingfele said...

Isn't manufacturing bumper stickers destroying the trees that you are using as a place of business?

Famous Hat said...

Depends on what they are made of. Instead of paper, maybe we could use a recycled polymer mix.