As my regular readers know, my office mate Light Bright is
younger, thinner, and prettier than I am, she makes more money, and her band
gets more gigs. However, when she walks, she frequently trips over nothing, and
I can’t help it, I laugh. Today she demanded to know why I find it so funny
when she trips over nothing, and I said, “I have to be better than you at
something. I’m just better at walking.” Then she reminded me that an actual
professional has told me that I walk wrong, when no equally qualified person
has ever told her such a thing. So I was shot down once again, but I remain a
better speller than she is. Also, today she tried to push open a door that has
to be pulled to open, just like this famous Far Side cartoon:
Famous Hat
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