Carpe Education

This is an actual email Toque McToque received from an actual college student, with a few incriminating details changed.  (And no, the sport was not football.). Of course, he is "seizing" to be a college student so "therefor" he doesn't actually need to know how to spell, right?

My name is Joe Schmo and I'm a junior at the University. I play for the University badminton team. After my exams I am going to be signing a professional contract and therefor will not be attending the University in my senior year. In order to do this I need a letterhead saying I am seizing to be a college student at this university. When would I be able to come into the office and get this document? I look forward to your response.

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