Toque McToque was bemoaning all the lies floating around out
there, and she said we should have a talk radio show to disseminate the truth.
She said we could have five listeners and be small-time celebrities, and I
pointed out that with my 5.8 loyal readers I am already a Z-list celebrity.
What do I plan to do with my very minor fame? Use it to find a farmer to marry,
of course! And then I would grow beets to make beet risotto. Delicious AND
magenta! How can you go wrong? Here at work we are putting together a “healthy”
cookbook as part of a wellness challenge, and I wanted to submit my beet
risotto recipe, but I forgot it at home. No problem, I googled it, and it came
up not only with a wine pairing (a sparkling rosé) but also a recommendation
that it was a good dish for a Capricorn. I found this fascinating, since in
fact I am a Capricorn and I love beet risotto. However, I cannot mention this
on the Catholic dating website – astrology discussions are strictly prohibited.
I feel like my personal ad should have some disclaimers.
Dear Farmer and Future Mister Hat:
The truth is that the moment I learn your birthday, I will
think of what your astrological sign is. And I will listen to hip hop in the
car when you aren’t there. And you might have to kick me out of bed at five
every morning, because I am not a morning person, but I will still make a
fabulous farmer’s wife. Just not a very alert one.
Famous Hat
2 comments:
I think beer risotto would be better than beet risotto. Why dont you invent farmer hip hop. You know feral in sort of a rural way!
The problem with farmers is so many of them like country music.
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