Famous Hat
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Sock Puppet League Episode Seven: Dirty!
I have just created a new profile on a Catholic dating website, after deciding yesterday that what I really want to do is marry a farmer. This site is intimidating, though, since one of the many forbidden topics of discussion is astrological signs. If they get worked up about that, what will they think of my love of hip hop?!? And as my office mate Light Bright pointed out, my opening line is a real attention getter.
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Farmers are not fussy about dirt. Tell them that you do manure and hay. They dont need to know that's it's for condo bunnies
I figure the bunnies are good practice for country living.
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