I forgot to mention that yesterday we played Jeopardy at
work, and usually I don’t do as well as the two Millennials on our team because
I don’t know “white” music after 1991, I don’t know movies, and I don’t know
TV. But yesterday our boss came up with the categories herself instead of
asking us, and they were all food and beverages. I really cleaned up,
particularly in the cocktail category. What this says about me, I’m not sure I
want to know!
Last night I had the most random dream. There was this guy
who was really into argyle, and he and all his buddies had to wear argyle
sweaters all the time, except for a really fat guy who was exempt because he
couldn’t find any to fit him, so he just wore T-shirts. Then I said to the guy,
“Your name is Malcolm Campbell! Shouldn’t you be into tartan?” and then the
dream started over, only they were into plaid instead of argyle. His son had
one of those “What does your parent do” days at work, and after a woman who
trained pitbulls presented, he came out in full Scottish regalia, playing the
bagpipes. So on my morning walk I told my neighbor about this dream, and she
said, “Your brain was just trying to come up with a dream nobody could
interpret.” But guess what? The Dream Dictionary knew!
Argyle: To see
argyle in your dream refers to your methodical thinking and analytical mind.
Perhaps you are overly analytical. Alternatively, argyle indicates monotony.
Your life is becoming too routine and repetitious.
Plaid: To dream
that you are wearing plaid suggests that some of your conservative views are in
conflict with your liberal and wild side.
Bagpipe: To see
or hear bagpipes in your dream signify strength and virility. You will overcome
your struggles.
So, obviously, I am analyzing an issue, there are some
conflicts, but ultimately I will prevail. Is this a dream about the election?
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