Memo for Hardingfele: Sorry I missed band practice on Sunday night. I was at a spaghetti dinner with Richard Bonomo and the Hubby Hunters (as Kathbert calls us, or as you call us, the Rosary to Score Group): Anna Banana II, Jilly Moose, OK Cap, and Kathbert, who is a proxy member. (She won’t pray the rosary just because she’s Lutheran so Luxuli is praying for her, but Luxuli was not at the spaghetti dinner.) Then – no joke – my Yak Trax got stuck together so Rich had to fix them.
Memo for my ladies in the Hubby Hunters: I got a message from my mother, and she has not yet finished the Cuddly Rosaries ™ because my brother broke his collarbone and she has to nurse him back to health or something. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, and I do not have an ETA for when they will show up in the mail. Good thing we have all that wine to tide us over!
Memo for Toque McToque: You rocque.
Memo for Our Esteemed Governor: If you really want to save the taxpayers some $$$, why don’t you trade in that gas-guzzler SUV for a VW Jetta? Better yet, a bicycle – it would make it easier to run you down.
Memo for Richard Bonomo: I am kidding (sort of) about running over our esteemed governor. Do I have to mention jokes at Confession?
Memo for my Archirritant: Vere? Alius posterus e - maritus? Quare es vos venatio sic ferreus pro unus illorum? Vos iam have duos. Go ahead – translate that with your 180 IQ.
Memo for Light Bright: Chicken is meat and Prince is not Queen.
Famous Hat
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