If you are going to a Super Bowl party this Sunday, remember a few simple rules of etiquette, such as: wear green and gold. Here is a short quiz to test your football party etiquette knowledge.
1. You find out about a Super Bowl Party you were not invited to. You:
a. Say their loss and watch it at a friend's house or a sports bar.
b. Make some subtle inquiries to mutual friends to find out if you offended the hostess.
c. Call the hostess and demand that she invite you.
2. You didn’t have a chance to make anything for the Super Bowl Party. You:
a. Order pizza for everyone!
b. Run across the street to buy a bag of chips and some guacamole.
c. Eat enough for five people even though you brought enough for zero people.
3. Another party attendee says to her friend that she finds the quarterback cute. You:
a. Say nothing. She wasn’t even talking to you.
b. Say you can see what she means, but he’s not your type.
c. Spend the rest of the game talking about how the QB is a despicable human being and you can’t understand why she wouldn’t like the other team's QB better, since everyone else does according to some poll.
4. The man you have a crush on has to leave the party early for his job. You:
a. Say it was so good to see him again.
b. Say nothing. You don’t have the nerve to talk to him because he’s so cute.
c. Make a rude, smart@$$ remark which he counters with a much cleverer rebuttal, causing everyone to laugh at you, not with you.
5. Another party attendee is still angry with you over a recent incident. You:
a. Give her a friendly greeting, see she is not ready to forgive, and give her some space.
b. Ignore her and talk to other partygoers, glancing over now and then to see if she notices that you are ignoring her.
c. Sit right next to her and talk at her nonstop through the whole game.
6. The food at the party is delicious. You:
a. Tell everyone how delicious everything is and ask for the recipes.
b. Mean to say how delicious everything is but forget and have to email everyone later.
c. Treat everyone to a lecture on the origins of this particular type of soup and that particular style of bread and the best growing conditions for cruciferous vegetables.
How to grade the quiz:
If your answers are mostly A, congratulations! You are a very secure person with a lot of self-confidence.
If your answers are mostly B, join the club. You're just like me.
If your answers are mostly C, then you are my Archirritant.
In closing, I would just like to add GO PACK GO!!!!!!
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2 comments:
Geez the fact that C was your Arch Irritant was transparent from the first question!
Yes, but... would it be obvious to her??
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