Last week Hardingfele told me that there are knock-in mice as well as knock-out mice. (Wonder if they knock in the firefly gene to make the mice glow? That would be excellent.) She wondered what you would get if you crossed a knock-in mouse with a knock-out mouse, and I said clearly you would get a knock-knock mouse. She said there has to be a joke there somewhere, but I could only come up with this:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Knock knock!
Who’s THERE???
Knock-knock mouse!
Pretty lame, I admit it, but it’s about time there was another Famous Hat Contest, and this is the perfect opportunity. Leave your best knock-knock mouse joke in the comments, and the best one (as judged by me) will win a valuable prize to be determined at a later date. If nobody has one, then I guess I win by default. So let me hear those jokes!
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Here is Kathbert's entry:
Old McDonald had a mouse
C G A T U
With a knock-out here
And a knock-in there
Here a knock, there a knock
Everywhere a knock knock
Old McDonald had a mouse
C G A T U
Here's another attempt by me:
A knock-out mouse walkes into a bar and knocks into a knock-in mouse and is knocked out cold. When he came to, he knocked back a tall cold one.
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