Every day for the last fortnight my FitBit has given me a score of Readiness on a scale of 0-100, and usually I'm in the 60's, but I'd been as high as the 70's and as low as the 20's. This is all based on my sleep quality the night before and my resting heart rate. To my surprise, yesterday I had a perfect score, so I was expecting to feel twenty years younger, but in fact I just felt good... for my age. Today - another perfect score! Let's see if I can make it three in a row tomorrow... Yesterday evening as I waited for the shuttle, I glanced at my FitBit to see the time, and it said it was 5:11 and I'd gone 5.11 miles. I have no idea how to do a screenshot of it, so I pulled out my phone to take a photo... and then it was 5:12, so the moment was ruined.
Today was very strange. There were cops just hanging out all along the shuttle's route to campus, but that was probably because a presidential candidate had come to town and was heading for the airport soon. Then on the chalkboard speech bubbles on my floor, someone had written a joke in German, which my coworker and I figured out said, "What does a clown do in the office? Faxes!" Ha ha? I said maybe it's a terrible pun in German, so I asked a grad student (whose first language is English), and he said, "That's just the German sense of humor - the anti-joke. Like, 'How do you make a clown cry? You shoot him.'" I said, "But that's funny! Of course, I have a very dark sense of humor..." and he said, "They would say, 'What does a vampire do in the office? Make copies!'" I was not convinced, so I asked another grad student who is a native speaker, and she said it's a pun because "faxen" can mean sending a fax or clowning around. Now I can't decide which interpretation is worse, because they're both so bad.
Meanwhile, Travalon was going through the stuff that has been in the storage shed for the last decade, and he found some paintings I had done many years ago. Here is "Cat with a Saxophone," featuring Dr. Thelonius Mingus: