One summer Tiffy and I drove to Long Island to visit my uncle, and we took a day trip out to Montauk Point because Tiffy said, "We can visit the World Trade Center next time we're here." This was in 1999, and we didn't visit within the next two years. Still, driving down the Nawth Fawk (which is how they saw "North Fork," the bad word is pronounced "fwuk") was a lot of fun, and we went winery hopping on the way to Montauk. The trip inspired me to come up with a short ditty about Montauk in the style of the Andrews Sisters; the tune may not be original, but nobody can tell me exactly what it is. The words are all mine.
And a big shout-out to Kathbert for pointing out that "joint" would rhyme with "point," and for being willing to be a lighthouse!