Today I worked on campus, and the first thing I saw in the break room when going to get some coffee was "Zoet & Zout," which looked like dark chocolate. However, to my horror, it was actually some sort of anise-flavored excessively chewy candy. (And, to add insult to injury, it's actually in my diet app and is a lot of calories. Shouldn't you be able to get a refund on calories for yucky food?) I warned people that it wasn't dark chocolate on the "water cooler" channel at work, and one coworker said, "Milk chocolate is better. There. I said it." I replied, "Heretic," and my boss said, "Them's fightin' words!" That led to a discussion of white chocolate, which I said was an oxymoron, "from the Greek for oxygen and stupid." Then I remembered my coworker was Greek, so I had to add, "Just kidding about the Greek," and she gave me a laughing emoji. Too bad my coworker who makes the worst dad jokes was on vacation today, because I'd love to hear what he had to say about all this.
This is an ornament I bought at a Christmas shop in Galena some time ago. I don't think I ever took a photo of it and posted it here.
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