Sunday, November 15, 2009

A Famous Hat Joint: Stupid Texan

My last post was so fantabulous that it inspired me to write a song. This is to the tune of "Arkansas Traveler" (aka. "I'm Bringin' Home a Baby Bumblebee") in the key of G, but it's called "Stupid Texan." Here are the lyrics:

I'm drivin' my Bugatti into the bog,
And I can't even blame it on the fog,
I'm drivin' my Bugatti into the bog -
I know! I'll blame a pelican!

They're towin' my Bugatti from the bog,
Famous Hat will mock me on her blog,
They're towin' my Bugatti from the bog -
Now I have a Bugatti hooptie!

(Note: a Bugatti is a $1.5 million sports car and a hooptie is a worn-out old ghetto car. If you don't know what a bog or a pelican is, then you need more help than I can give you!)

And here I am performing it:



Famous Hat

2 comments:

Hardingfele and Plysj said...

Well that was one stupid Texan, did not hear of this on the wires. I love the song. I wonder if he will do a google search on himself and find THIS!

Famous Hat said...

Here's where he is driving into the lake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q68XPs3V90

And here they are towing it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3goPs_EANU

Someone said it was insurance fraud because he had been trying to sell it for a year.