Just... Wow

A true story: "John Jones" (named changed to protect the guilty) is getting married later this spring. He invited all faculty members (and no support staff) to his wedding, but he ran out of envelopes. Instead of saying something polite like, "Sorry, I ran out of envelopes," he gave the envelope-less invitation to the newest member of the faculty with an explanation that states: "Sorry, I ran out of envelopes. Since you are the most junior member of the faculty, I gave you the invitation without an envelope." Apparently he ran out of invitations too, and that is why none of the support staff received one... And clearly he ran out of tact long ago!

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(which I am now wearing again in the beautiful weather!)

Happy birthday, Palm Tree Fan!