Friday, May 4, 2012

Spam Novel


This is a new one for me – I just received an entire novel by email. This has to be the strangest spam I have ever gotten. Apparently it is a very important novel. I guess this is one way to get your writing out there. Check out this introduction:

STRATEGIC INTERNATIONAL EMERGENCY

O My God

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Obey the law - report this emergency alert to the public.

INTRODUCTION:

Book review request, previously sent to the U.S. Congress and the news media in 2006; no response. They are very afraid, therefore you must be courageous.Perhaps now, only the youth can save themselves?

THIS BOOK'S MOVIE RIGHTS ARE FOR SALE; email: spammer@yahoo.com

In 2010, this book and movie rights offer was emailed to most of the Hollywood producers, directors, and some actors; no response. They are very afraid, therefore you must be courageous.

If I do not respond to you within one week, my email address has been blocked. Then email your movie rights offer to the U.S. President for forwarding: president@whitehouse.gov, or use: http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/. He has my email address: spammer@yahoo.com

Translate this free book into all languages. Email it to everyone. Submit the meta names and text to the internet search engines.

All government employees are under payment, pension, oath, honor, and self-interest to report this emergency to the general public. Whenever you talk to them, especially military, law enforcement, and politicians, ask: "Have you reported the government emergency alert to the public?" Also, if American congress personnel have not received the order, Americans can (again) email them this e-book text. Find such email addresses at: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/.

The content of this book lives up to its main and chapter titles. Required reading for graduation from all high schools, save this file. If necessary, to read this book, copy the entire text, and paste it into your word processor, or pdf editor. Print out a copy of this book and gift it to your local library, or at least email the text of this free e-book to your library. Verify with the librarian that the library has made this book as accessible to the public as all the other books in the library. Send the title and website address only (http://international-emergency.webs.com/) as your only comment response to all online news articles, and as letters to the editor.

Put a link to the entire text of this book on all websites. Create websites that contain the text of this book. Use re-emailing (perhaps by anonymouse.org) to send this book to everyone who deserves happiness. Give awards such as Boy Scout merit badges, and the Medal of Freedom, to anyone who emails this book to one million readers, or more. IF GOD DESIRED YOU TO EMAIL THIS FREE E-BOOK TO ALL EMAIL ADDRESSES ON EARTH, WOULD YOU DO IT? Read it, at least chapters three and seven, then decide.

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Famous Hat again. I will let you know if this book lives up to the hype.

Famous Hat

5 comments:

Hardingfele said...

I think this person has delusions of grandeur. As if the prez wants this book. I want to see the content. Can you summarize?

Famous Hat said...

It was basically the "Protocol of the Elders of Zion," that the Jews are trying to kill us all. The twist was we can save ourselves by learning yoga and, eventually, astral projection.

Microsoft Office said...
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Hardingfele said...

And what was deleted again?

Famous Hat said...

Just someone trying to sell stuff.