- Toenail fungus
- Hard water stains
- Bread mold
- Maurice Chevalier
- “Professionally” made cakes that say “Super Bowel”
- Forgetting a zucchini in my gig bag until it rots and leaves a stain that I can’t get out no matter how much Oxi-Clean I use
- Computer screen wipes
- Houseplant fertilizer
- Coupons for Chinese restaurants I never eat at
- Free calendars from environmental charities I may or may not have donated to in the past
- The sentence “Every serious ukulele player must own a kazoo.”
- The question “Should I buy a balalaika or go to the dentist?”
- Broken lobster claw clasps on cheap shell jewelry from Cozumel
- Crypto currencies I will never invest in
- The word “synergy”
- Equal temperament tuning
- Ice on the sidewalk
- Dirty gutters
- Out of date globes
- Church bulletins from five years ago
In conclusion, to quote Grumpy Cat, “I hope both teams lose!”
Famous Hat
1 comment:
Well right, who outside of New England and Philly can enjoy this matchup with any enthusiasm? Enough of "Mr. Perfect" Tom Brady..he doesn't need a Super Bowl ring on every finger. Hard to look at Belicheck's snarly face too...the obnoxious,crude Philly fans aren't deserving of their team being in it either. I would rather be watching the old MGM musical Showboat...or hanging out in the plumbing dept. of a hardware store than watching this years Super Bowl.
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