Monday, January 22, 2018

Things I Find More Interesting than an Eagles/Patriots Super Bowl:


  • Toenail fungus
  • Hard water stains
  • Bread mold
  • Maurice Chevalier
  • “Professionally” made cakes that say “Super Bowel”
  • Forgetting a zucchini in my gig bag until it rots and leaves a stain that I can’t get out no matter how much Oxi-Clean I use
  • Computer screen wipes
  • Houseplant fertilizer
  • Coupons for Chinese restaurants I never eat at
  • Free calendars from environmental charities I may or may not have donated to in the past
  • The sentence “Every serious ukulele player must own a kazoo.”
  • The question “Should I buy a balalaika or go to the dentist?”
  • Broken lobster claw clasps on cheap shell jewelry from Cozumel
  • Crypto currencies I will never invest in
  • The word “synergy”
  • Equal temperament tuning
  • Ice on the sidewalk
  • Dirty gutters
  • Out of date globes
  • Church bulletins from five years ago

In conclusion, to quote Grumpy Cat, “I hope both teams lose!”

Famous Hat

1 comment:

Travalon said...

Well right, who outside of New England and Philly can enjoy this matchup with any enthusiasm? Enough of "Mr. Perfect" Tom Brady..he doesn't need a Super Bowl ring on every finger. Hard to look at Belicheck's snarly face too...the obnoxious,crude Philly fans aren't deserving of their team being in it either. I would rather be watching the old MGM musical Showboat...or hanging out in the plumbing dept. of a hardware store than watching this years Super Bowl.