Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Honeymooners

This weekend Richard Bonomo, Kathbert, one of the B-Boys, and I helped Anna Banana II in what has become something of a yearly ritual with her: she moved into a new place. She thanked us with pizza and delicious homemade brownies. Then we were talking about how we should decorate the other B-Boy's car because he was returning later that very evening from Hawaii with his new bride, Mo-Girl. It turns out that both his car and Mo-Girl's car were at the B-Folks' house, so we went with Plan B: we decorated the front door of their new apartment so that all their new neighbors (including a woman who goes by - I kid you not - Flame) would know that they had just returned from their tropical honeymoon.


Figure 1: B-Boy and Mo-Girl's Front Door
(photo credit: Kathbert's cell phone)


Figure 2: Close-up of Sign
(photo credit: Kathbert's cell phone
sign design: Famous Hat)

Then on their dining room table we left a bottle of white wine called "Honeymoon," a yellow calla lily, and a loaf of bread. (This was taken on Rich's cell phone, which does not take such good photos as Kathbert's does - hers is practically as good as a real camera!) The sign says: "A bottle of wine, a loaf of bread, a plant, and thou... Welcome home!"


Figure 3: B-Boy and Mo-Girl's Dining Room Table

And in an attempt to find the cold-blooded killer of the Number Four, I am providing the police photograph negatives of "A Clear Case of Tetracide." Please help us bring this number killer to justice!



Figure 4: A Clear Case of Tetracide (Police Negatives)


Famous Hat

2 comments:

Olivia said...

Hmm, it was all making sense until the tetracide. Who killed number 4 and why does it matter? That number should have had the FORsight to lay low, FOR Pete's sake.

Famous Hat said...

Puns can be funny, but did you have TWO do that ONE?