Why You Should Hide the Car Keys

Buddy: I think we were supposed to take that exit that said "Peoria." It sounded like a good place for a bathroom break.

Leo: Wow! Look! For miles around, you can see... nothing. But I smell cows...

Buddy: Do you hear that noise?

Leo: Yeah. What was that? Thunder?

Buddy: No, I think something might be wrong with the car. I'm going to pull over onto the ... what do the humans call it?... the shoulder.

Leo: I don't know nuthin' 'bout fixin' no cars!

Buddy: Frankly, Leo, I don't give a damn. Why are we quoting Gone with the Wind anyway? Have we ever even seen that movie?

Leo: I think I liked The Jerk better anyway.

Buddy: That one's a classic. Plus it stars a dog. You can't get much better than that.

Leo: I was born a poor black Lab.

Buddy: There is, like, NOBODY on this road. What do we do now?

Leo: Do you really think they'd help us anyway? Driving dogs?

Buddy: If they would believe dogs could quote movies, why wouldn't they believe they could drive a car?

Leo: Excellent point.

(Thanks to Buddy and Leo for jumping into Palm Tree Fan's car and to Palm Tree Fan for getting the pic and then adding the background.)

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