At long last, here is my hip hop song "Word to Yoe Brim," recorded on Garage Band. The video was recorded on iMovie and Photo Booth, and I really did steal the bass line from Buxtehude - it's the first few notes of his Christmas cantata "Das Neugeborne Kindelein." Here are the words:
To the H, to the A, to the T, that's me:
I'm fresh MC, and my flow is free!
All these haters wish I'd blow away,
But I'm here to stay, and this is what I say:
No way, no way, no way (x3)
Oh no, can't stop my flow!
I ain't frontin', got a brim so wide,
All you haters better step aside!
You can't keep the sun off anyone's face,
So don't step up to me or I'll put you in your place!
I own my own penthouse and you can't pay yoe rent.
I'm just intonation and yoe equal temperament.
I'm hotter than Venus, more enlightened than Buddha,
And I stole this bass line from Buxtehude!
I bathe in champagne 'cuz I'm such a hottie.
I drove my monster truck over my spare Bugatti.
Yo! Word to yoe brim, 'cuz this hat's so fly,
That my flow ain't never gonna die!