Blackmail Spam

It’s been awhile since I posted any weird spam from Hardingfele, mostly because she hasn’t sent me any. (Nor does she read this blog anymore, from what I can ascertain.) But she did get this intriguing bit of spam the other day and forwarded it to me to put on the blog. The person appears to be blackmailing her, but the charges are so specific that it would seem to undermine his whole case. After all, if he just said he had sex tapes of her, maybe he could get somewhere (not with Hardingfele necessarily, but a substantial swath of humanity), but “fighting the purple helmet warrior”? How many people have actually done that? Unless that is some sort of euphemism for a part of the male anatomy that I have never heard before, but then why “fighting”? What kind of sex does he think Hardingfele is having, exactly? Here it is, somewhat edited for profanity:

Hi...

This will not take a lot of time, and so straight to the issue. I obtained a video of you fighting the purple helmet warrior while at the pornweb site you''re stopped at, due to an incredible arse software I have was able to place on several internet sites with that kind of material.

You hit play button and all of the webcams and a mic begin working it also saves every f--king thing from your pc, just like contact information, account details and stuff similar to dat, think exactly where i obtained this email from?) Therefore now we all know just who i will send that to, just in case you aren't planning to settle down this along with me.

I am going to place a account address below for you to hit me 570 $ within 2 day max via bi'тcоin. Notice, it is not that huge of a total to pay, guess this makes me not that awful of a guy.

You are welcome to do what ever da f--k you want to, yet if i won't find the amount within the period of time stated above, well... u already understand what will occur.

Therefore it's up to you at this point. Now i'm not gonna move through all the details and crap, just simply ain't got time for that as well as you possibly know that internet is filled with letters similar to this, so it is also your decision to believe in this not really, there is just one way to uncover.

This is my b'iтcoin address: ripoffartist

Have fun and remember that time clock is ticking... .

I love that this person wants to be paid in bitcoin. I suppose he thinks cryptocurrency is safer when you are making illegal transactions, but it also has a tendency to lose value suddenly. If I were to take up blackmailing as a career, I’d insist on being paid in little starter plants for the garden. Buying those things is expensive!

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