Today is a most fortuitous day, not only being 09/09/09 but also Tiffy's 29th birthday! So I have to think of something really good to get her. How about:
* un beso from Ricky Martin (the Party Boat guy, not the singer)?
* a passive-aggressive trip up the Space Needle with P__ the Priest?
* dinner at the Nawth Babylon Clam and Fish Restaurant and Clam Shack?
* a makeup bag with an adorable little handgun in it?
* a funny bike lock?
* a tour of Marie Laveau's grave courtesy of a crazy voodoo guy?
* a hat just like Zorro's?
* the Requiem Box set?
* 99 bananas?
* Be Amish beer?
* a discount birthday cake?
I just don't know what to give the woman who has everything... Wait, I have an idea! How about a lovely cruise? This is yet another piece of spam from Hardingfele. (Note the continuation of the "music spam" theme.)
Polka News!
We are inviting Polka Clubs, dancers, and enthusiasts from all across the country to join us on a Singing, Dancing, Polka Party Cruise. We hope you'll be there too!
· January 9th-16th, 2010
· 7-Night Eastern Caribbean Itinerary
· Departing from Ft. Lauderdale
· Sailing aboard MSC Poescia
The Polka Cruise will feature dance lessons, a private cocktail party for our group, and Two Great Polka Bands to keep you dance'n and sway'n all week long!
· Joe Stanky and the Cadets have been performing classic polka sounds for more than 25 years. The group features a range of styles, including honky, country, and Slovenian with both English and Polish vocals.
· John Stevens DoubleShot is a popular Pennsylvania-based group which plays contemporary rhythms at numerous festivals throughout the country.
We have staterooms available from only $549 per person. Don't miss the fun!
We hope to see you on-board!
Got your bags packed, Tiffy? Don't forget your polka shoes!
Famous Hat
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2 comments:
Isn't it the 8th or 9th anniversary of her 29th birthday?
Yeah a polka cruise would be great
Right 9/9/9 I almost forgot.
You know that my verification word is real. It is actually SOCKLESS! Maybe you can give Tiffy a bag o'socks!
I am maintaining that this is Tiffy's 29th birthday. I am not saying which 29th birthday it is.
Speaking of socks, at Walgreens you can get a Bag O' Socks as well as men's socks called Lookin' Good, Mister!
WV: Elystr. I used to work with a British guy named Elystr but he spelled it Alistair. A right bloody good chap!
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