For Your Educational Model Rocket Program

Once again, Hardingfele gets the weirdest spam. Who knew they were now using model rockets in education? Maybe I would have paid more attention in school if Toob'oh or Cee-yah were teaching precalculus. I am most fascinated by the way the names of the rocket models get progressively less interesting. I have changed a little of the wording of this ad, hoping nobody minds. I did leave amusing grammatical mistakes alone so you could see for yourselves just how edumacated these model rockets really are.

Announcing our fall 40% off sale on educational model bulk packs for the month of October on the following educational model rocket kits:

The Toob'oh RTF is a ready to fly model rocket with tube fins and streamer recovery. The Toob'oh RTF requires no build time and is ready to go! The Toob'oh is also available as a level 1 kit that is very easy to assemble. The regular Toob'oh can be assembled in 1 session of 1/2 to 1 hour, is fluent in French and can also substitute teach Spanish to the 12th grade level and German to the 9th grade level.

The Cee-Yah is a easy to assemble level 1 kit with streamer recovery. The Cee-Yah that can be assembled in 1 or 2 sessions of 1/2 to 1 hour and can teach physics and math up to the precalculus level.

The Centauri is a slightly more advanced level 1 kit with parachute recovery. The Centauri can be assembled in two building sessions of 1/2 to 1 hour and is certified to teach chemistry up to the freshman college level. It also has training in CPR in case of lab accidents.

The Sword is a more advanced level 1 kit with a payload section and parachute recovery. The Sword can be assembled in two building sessions of 1/2 to 1 hour and generally teaches social studies but is willing to substitute for physical education, music, or art.

The Quick-Fly is a easy to assemble level 2 boost glider that uses glide recovery and streamer recovery. The Quick Fly can be assembled in one building session of 1 hour and can parse a sentence in five seconds. It also knows the difference between a metaphor and a simile.

The Boostar-C is a level 1 model rocket booster kit that will turn either the Centauri of the Sword into a level 2 multi stage model rocket. However, it is willing to teach health class, even the section on sexuality.

All the Modelrockets-R-us kits have pre-marked or laser slotted tubes and precision laser cut fins and parts. No knife or ruler is need to assemble any of the Modelrockets-R-us model rocket kits, but please have a basic knowledge of reading and math before attending one of their classes.

White or wood glue, model rocket motors, chute wadding, launch pad and launch controller available separately. Please bring a calculator and a narrow rule notebook to the first day of class.

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