Luxuli tells me I need to do more to meet a man, so I have written a personal ad:
SWF, NS, XYZ, PDQ. Age twenteen-something. I am a vertically-challenged Capricorn with Blonde Rising who enjoys long walks (away from my desk), candlelit dinners (because I am a state worker and can’t afford to pay the electric bill), and other personal ad clichés. Looking for a man with a job (even if you are independently wealthy, I hate lazy people) who does not have a problem with rabbits. Feel free to respond in the Comments section.
I’m sure Mr. Perfect will be reading this blog and see my ad. You can’t say I didn’t try!