As you may remember, Banjo Player provided me with blog fodder in the form of that surreal police log about the incident involving her son at a university in Iowa. At least the cops in Harvard seem to have decent grammatical and spelling skills... but who would want to live somewhere so rampant with crime? Check out these actual police log entries:
7:24 a.m., November 24
Officer dispatched to a report of an alarm clock going off in Room 45 of Massachusetts Hall. Officer arrived and turned the alarm clock off.
9:24 p.m., November 25
Officers dispatched to a report of a flickering light in the area of the Academy of Arts and Sciences. Officers report Facilities Maintenance Operations was notified about the light.
8:54 a.m., November 28
Officers reports hearing a loud popping sound in Harvard Yard. Officer searched the area for anything suspicious with negative results.
1:36 p.m., November 28
Officer dispatched to a report of bells ringing in the towers of multiple buildings for a half-hour. Officer reports there were no bells ringing in the area.
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