This is what Sock Puppet did today. The cartoon speaks for itself.
You were expecting a bad story, weren't you? GOTCHA!! I have to be nice because he really did give Light Bright and me each a box of Godiva Chocolates today. But have no fear - I will still post some more of his ridiculous requests at some point. Maybe in January, when the Christmas spirit will be replaced with generalized grumpiness about the crappy weather.