Today was my first Monday on campus in weeks. I had my annual review, and that was fine, but I had already seen the written evaluation so I knew it would be fine. I did wear this necklace that looked like it would glow under blacklight, and it does!
I don't have much to say about today, so here is an illustration of the difference between men and women.
Reasons Famous Hat is in a bad mood:
- Her coworker didn't say hi to her.
- She read an article that said Capricorn is the worst sign.
- She remembered that time in fifth grade everyone was invited to Stacy's rollerskating birthday party except her.
- Travalon's TV is so complicated that she can't figure out how to turn it on.
- She can't find her favorite pen.
- She has PMS.
- Travalon recycled her favorite water bottle.
- Her FitBit didn't give her credit for vigorous exercise even though she totally ran as fast as she could.
- Travalon left the coffee spoon on the stove, and she didn't notice when she did the dishes, so it was dirty the next morning when she went to make coffee.
- She ordered a malt but just got a shake.
- The fitted sheet just does not fit.
- The Packers didn't win.
Reasons Travalon is in a bad mood:
- The Packers didn't win.
- Wolverhampton didn't win.
- The Bucks didn't win.
- The Badgers didn't win.
- He didn't win... the 50/50 raffle. Did they even mix up those tickets???
Famous Hat
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